today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread




looking up your symptoms on google


[ on queued hiatus until further notice ]

Bianca. Vanguard. Eastern Cherokee ass-captain. I pressed the tilde to punch in cheat codes so my level cap is godlike. A Spectre in the streets, but a Reaper in the sheets. Drop me a line sometime because I dig socialization.
The D is an illusion. The D rises, the D falls, but the pink is changeless. There is nothing to struggle against. Victory is in the booty.